Earthquakes, Floods, Crime, and Candidates
Indonesia's region just can't seem catch a break. Nasty Tsunamis and now another nasty earthquake. 7.5 on the scale this time fortunately the water depth wasn't deep enough to set off another catastrophe.
Southeast Asians undergoing severe flooding are now beginning to suffer from the contaminated water levels. Worries of wide-spread disease as the flooding continues.
The Pakistani Pres states he does not rule out using a state of emergency to bring about some calm. We can expect the next shoulder fired missile not to miss his vehicle again.
Someone brought their monkey friend on a flight ... so much for airport security. According to news sources, the monkey was well behaved and cute.
A storm dropping flood level waters caused chaos in NY. The homeless were bathed against their will; expect forthcoming litigation.
A Mexican Cardinal is under investigation for allegedly being a peeter perv.
Two guys were killed in East Baltimore two blocks and 45 minutes apart. Baltimore's murder rate is up to 190 something or the other. 29 people were reported killed in July. Sunspotters have once again taken up the sport of finding an appropriate Slogan. Staff favorites so far:
Some guy fell down a storm drain trying to retrieve his dog's "ball-ball". Reports indicate the guy fell on his head.
The O's lost again 8-4... no link is provided for such a shameless defeat ... why bother?
Five of Baltimore's Mayoral candidates will face off on the radio. Hey interim Mayor Dixon is expected to finally make a show.
Southeast Asians undergoing severe flooding are now beginning to suffer from the contaminated water levels. Worries of wide-spread disease as the flooding continues.
The Pakistani Pres states he does not rule out using a state of emergency to bring about some calm. We can expect the next shoulder fired missile not to miss his vehicle again.
Someone brought their monkey friend on a flight ... so much for airport security. According to news sources, the monkey was well behaved and cute.
A storm dropping flood level waters caused chaos in NY. The homeless were bathed against their will; expect forthcoming litigation.
A Mexican Cardinal is under investigation for allegedly being a peeter perv.
Two guys were killed in East Baltimore two blocks and 45 minutes apart. Baltimore's murder rate is up to 190 something or the other. 29 people were reported killed in July. Sunspotters have once again taken up the sport of finding an appropriate Slogan. Staff favorites so far:
- Baltimore -"Where the only thing getting smoked faster than the "rock" you bought is the guy you bought it from."
- "Welcome to Baltimore, now duck motherfucker!"
- "Baltimore, It's like Detroit without the Glitter"
- "Baltimore - Getshotinit"
Some guy fell down a storm drain trying to retrieve his dog's "ball-ball". Reports indicate the guy fell on his head.
The O's lost again 8-4... no link is provided for such a shameless defeat ... why bother?
Five of Baltimore's Mayoral candidates will face off on the radio. Hey interim Mayor Dixon is expected to finally make a show.
1 comment:
Getshotinit... heh!
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