Look Whos Coming for Dinner
Hey look who I found! No one has seen or heard from Baltimore's Police Commissioner for several weeks; its been so long that members of the agency where asking his whereabouts during this time of indictments and federal probes. Well, well, Hamm has come out of hiding for the express purpose of ... making counter-statements to the Governors campaign ads! Bad, Hamm, go back to the dungeon. Everyone take a good look, we might not see Hamm again for a while.
In other news:
The Feds in Baltimore have captured a few good men from East Asia (& Muslim) opting to purchase several weapons (to the tune of 700k) for their friends the Tamil Tigers. Ah, need guns for your insurgent friends? Come on over to Baltimore, we have a deal you can't refuse. Er, make sure to wear your seatbelt and use the bathroom before venturing out. Also, have a map and do not ask the Police for directions. We wouldn't want you to end up at Central Booking or your car being sold at aution from the Impound Lot. Definitely a plan spoiler.
In other news:
The Feds in Baltimore have captured a few good men from East Asia (& Muslim) opting to purchase several weapons (to the tune of 700k) for their friends the Tamil Tigers. Ah, need guns for your insurgent friends? Come on over to Baltimore, we have a deal you can't refuse. Er, make sure to wear your seatbelt and use the bathroom before venturing out. Also, have a map and do not ask the Police for directions. We wouldn't want you to end up at Central Booking or your car being sold at aution from the Impound Lot. Definitely a plan spoiler.
If you like taking the family or venturing out yourself to museums, Baltimore's two leading museums are offering free entrance. Now that's something to get in on while available.
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