World News

Iran TV shows detained Americans

Iran is snatching Americans again and claiming they are spies. Nothing to see here.

Iraq oil city blasts kill dozens

Suicide bombers hit the Kurdish political party's building killing at least 85. See, the killings are not purely religious they kill each other for political reasons too over there.

Man shot in US governor's office

A guy claiming to be the 'emperor' was shot dead in the Colo Guv's office. Apparently he wasn't the emperor.

Beijing suspends US meat imports

China is putting a halt to US imports ... something about oversized chickens.

Street protests 'paralyse' Peru

Striking workers have caused a shut-down in the country. It has to be bad when teachers are throwing eggs at the President.

Venezuela TV makes comeback

The station everyone was so concerned about, found er help with getting back on the air as a cable channel. The US doesn't quit so easily, you know.